How can I possibly blog?

How can I possibly blog when there's all these other things that NEED to be done?

Ok, I know I need to write one, but coffee is a must...and toast...after all, I need fuel.

Now I'm ready and sitting at the computer. I reach down to pet BB. Oh! She needs to be brushed! Immediately! After all, you can't have hair flyin' around the house and she loves it so...come on BB, let's groom you.

Ok, now I can blog. Well, first a second cup of java...for energy.
Wow, look at all that dust on my keyboard! When was the last time I cleaned that? It must be cleaned! Can't type with dusty keys!

Ok, now I can blog. Oops, the phone's ringing and you have to answer a ringing phone. After all, it may be an emergency! It's just a chatty friend. All is well.

Ok, where was I? What to blog? What to blog?

Hmmm, did I water the plants recently? The one on my desk looks a little droopy...and now I can hear them all requesting a drink! How can I blog with a living thing in my care wanting nourishment? It will only take a moment.

Ok, now I can sit in my comfy chair and write...no more distractions for now...just me, my thoughts and a blank page on the computer screen...and the nice clean keyboard...here I go. Nothing stopping me now.

"Ding Dong"  You've got to be kidding! Who is it?!! And it better be important!"
I'm trying to blog!